DumbFlotrack Is Out Of Ideas

We’re all out of ideas. Let’s face it. This account was created and peaked long, long, long ago. Our jokes are old, our opinions stale, and the ink in our quills has long run too dry to write down our tweets for Intern Chase to put onto the internet. This stuff happens from time to…

The $hark’$ Guide to Getting Rich Off of Per Diem

FACT: In one semi-popular North American sport, 78% of athletes go broke within two years of retirement.   FACT: Financial situations are difficult and oftentimes scary to talk about.   FACT: Those situations become a lot less scary when you’re equipped with the tools, know-how, and horse sense to handle the situation like an adult. Now, why…

Dumbflo’s XC Nationals Official Drinking Game

In watching a race, one is able to bear witness to the entire chaotic breadth of the human experience. From physical, emotional and mental anguish to the rushing sweet bliss of success. We see failure, adaption, failure to adapt, and skinny kids throwing elbows at each other for 30 straight minutes. Basically, it’s fucking great. As a…

Post-Pre-Nationals XC RANKINGS 2016! ;D

We don’t post on this blog much these days, but the excitement of the 2016 NCAA Cross-Country season has us plotting and projecting all sorts of wild stuff. Now that the “BIGGEST WEEKEND EVER OF ALL TIME IN 2016 CROSS COUNTRY WEEKENDS OF ALL TIME” has passed, we’re able to get a good reading of…

DumbFlotrack Holiday Gift Guide 2015

I hate shopping. I hate going to the mall. I hate standing in lines. I hate trying to pick the *perfect* present for my family and loved ones. I hate pretending to look at the tile as I walk past Victoria’s Secret. I hate going to Target for a video game and walking out with…

Black Friday and Being Famous

Black Friday. The origins of the name are unclear, but a general consensus seems to be that it refers to the day out of the year where retail businesses begin to operate “in the black” (turn a profit). Retailers from Amazon, to Gap, to Baby Gap, to Athleta, the women’s athletic clothing store owned by…

I watched run junkie so you don’t have to

And I have some notes… 00:01 – so we immediately open with loud beeping which would indicate some sort of alarm, that alarm probably having to do with the fact that this guy with a hamburglar mask is wearing low cut running socks with his suit, which is honestly the first thing they tell you…